23 Wonderful stuart smalley quotes to make you Smile

23 Wonderful stuart smalley quotes to make you smile

Stuart Smalley is a character from an American television show called “Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley” an original ‘self-help’ guru. Stuart smalley quotes was shown on Saturday night live and is a comedy that only featured celebrities receiving help and support and was so popular a film with the same characters was released. This was called Stuart Saves His family.

After being helped by his alcoholic anonymous meetings he became inspired to spread the message of hope and joy for everyone to benefit whether you are an alcoholic or not. Here are some of his best quotes.

23 Wonderful stuart smalley quotes to make you Smile

#1 “I don’t know what I’m doing. They’re gonna cancel the show. I’m gonna die homeless and penniless and twenty pounds overweight and no one will ever love me.”

#2 “I’m in a shame spiral.”

#3 “You’re only as sick as your secrets.”

#4 “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

#5 “That’s just stinkin’ thinkin!”

#6 “You’re should-ing all over yourself.”

#7 “Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt!”

#8 “I am a worthy human being.”

#9 “…and that’s…okay.”

#10 “Compare and despair.”

#11 “You need a checkup from the neck up.”

#12 “I am a human being, not a human doing.”

#13 “Pee-wee Herman: There but for the grace of God go I.”

#14 “It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.”

#15 “I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with”

#16 “Dear Stuart, your show gave me the courage to feel my feelings, and to feel my feelings about my feelings, and my feelings about my feelings about my feelings. And my…”

#17 “I want you to look in that mirror, and I want you to repeat after me: “I am a worthy human being.”

#18 “So, basically, the strategy is: you get me to lie, because if I don’t, everyone goes to jail for perjury?”

#19 “Because what they say is true – it’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.”

#20 “When it comes to partying, no one gets down like people in recovery.”

#21 “As they say in Al-Anon: Trace it. Face it. And Erase it.”

#22 “As we say in program: progress, not perfection.”

#23 “Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist.”

And a bonus quote:

“I have to give myself permission to do a bad show every now and then. Okay..”

23 Wonderful stuart smalley quotes to make you smile

Cat Picture was taken from Pinterest on 17 Jan by Jennifer Harry for datingnotice.com

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Jennifer

Jennifer Harry's goal is to help as many people as she possibly can by offering insights into other people relationships, looking at personality, horoscopes and Tarot. She is a recovering from narcissistic abuse and will be discussing the actions of individuals, why they do what they do, or say what they say when times get tough.

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