31 Interesting Creed Bratton Quotes That Are Out Of This World

31 Interesting Creed Bratton Quotes that are out of this world

Creed Bratton Is a fictional character who plays a harmless office worker just trying to get through his working day at The Office.

His character is taken from the American version of the office. The original series for The Office is a British idea created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant and was so successful that it was franchised out to different countries including France, Germany, Canada, Chile, Israel and Sweden.

Creed Bratton’s character is set in amongst the weary office co-workers and to make time go quicker he came up with some great one-liners.

31 Interesting Creed Bratton Quotes That Are Out Of This World

#1. “In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck-billed platypus.”

#2.  “My doctor told me I need to get in shape this year. Well, he’s not actually my doctor, he’s more of a part-time pharmacist. And he didn’t actually tell me I needed to get in shape, he alluded to it by giving me a bunch of stationery bikes. You know, notecards with drawings of bicycles on the front? I’m not sure how that’s going to get me in shape, but I got his message loud and clear. I think.”

#3. “I already won the lottery. I was born in the U-S-of-A, baby!”

#4. “You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated”

#5.  “The Taliban’s the worst. Great Heroin, though”

#6. “I stopped caring a long time ago.”

#7. Creed- “So hey, I want to set you up with my daughter. ‘Oh I’m engaged to pam’ Creed – I thought you were gay? ‘Then why do you want to set me up with your daughter???’

#8. “What’s a text?”

#9. “You ever notice you can only ooze two things: Sexuality and Pus”

#10. “We’re just two amigos having a little conversation. Comprende?”

#11. “Hey, bro, I’ve been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s got to ride the bull. Am I right? Later, skater.”

#12. “He’s been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it’s funny stuff, but mean.”

#13. “I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That’s how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.”

#14. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”

#15. “Confucius is a fool! We grow fat on greed”

#16. “Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I’ve just described to you the Loch Ness monster. And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland”

#17. “The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man”

#18. “I’m not sure if I have a cold or if it’s just ectoplasm leaving my body?”

#19. “They don’t ask questions if you carry a suitcase and some old plane tickets and look like you’re in a rush.”

#20. “People ask if I do anything to stay in shape. Truth is, not much. I’m on that old seafood diet. I eat rotten seafood hoping to get food poisoning and drop a few pounds. This week I gained 5, but I’ve got a good feeling about those shrimp I left out on the counter.”

#21. “There’s a fat man that sits by me. He has some sort of jar of multi-colored power beans. I need those beans, man.”

#22. “A beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or like a like to call it, Great Bratton.”

#23. “I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.”

#24. “I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the sheriff’s station.”

#25. “Apparently, I don’t want to take myself too seriously.”

#26. “I’m a survivalist and a survivor.”

#27. “I do love to walk around in New York because people will notice me, smile, but they never bother anyone. New Yorkers are very cool. I love New York.”

#28. “YOU’RE not real, man!”

#29. “Creed: That is Northern Lights, Cannabis indica. Dwight: No, it’s marijuana.”

#30. “Quabitty ashwoods!”

#31. “The quarry quote. Enough said”

31 Interesting Creed Bratton Quotes that are out of this world

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Jennifer

Jennifer Harry's goal is to help as many people as she possibly can by offering insights into other people relationships, looking at personality, horoscopes and Tarot. She is a recovering from narcissistic abuse and will be discussing the actions of individuals, why they do what they do, or say what they say when times get tough.

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